Ahoy! I’m a freelance writer, artist, & lawyer! Sometimes I create new content. I’m currently seeking donations to pay off law school loans as being employed as a Feline Pleasure Maintenance Technician is more akin to a never ending internship. Watch my award-winning short film, FILLER! I’ve written for Legal As She Is Spoke Topless Robot/The Robot’s Voice & io9.  Generation Mixtape: A User’s Guide to Copyright Online was coauthored by me. In 2015, Booktrope published my debut novel, The Dolorous Adventure of Brother Banenose! It’s currently out of print, but I have a few copies left if you’d like one. I’m currently toiling away at my difficult second novel. In the meantime, I update this blog on a semi-weekly basis. If you require my aid, feel free to contact me!


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