Ahoy! I’m a freelance writer, artist, & lawyer! Sometimes I create new content. I’m currently seeking donations to pay off law school loans as being employed as a Feline Pleasure Maintenance Technician is more akin to a never ending internship. Watch my award-winning short film, FILLER! I’ve written for Legal As She Is Spoke, Topless Robot/The Robot’s Voice & io9. Generation Mixtape: A User’s Guide to Copyright Online was coauthored by me. In 2015, Booktrope published my debut novel, The Dolorous Adventure of Brother Banenose! It will be reissued by Lethe Press. I’m currently toiling away at my difficult second novel. In the meantime, I update this blog on a weekly basis. If you require my aid, feel free to contact me!