Gotham’s Third Finale Is Satisfyingly Guano Mad!

This season of Gotham actually ended on a optimistic note? They made an exciting finale that didn’t rely upon toothlessly threatening to blow up the entire supporting cast? Many of its big threats were overshadowed by legitimutantly satisfying character developments? WHAT IS THIS DEVILTRY? I shall attempt to elucidate with SPOILERS.

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Mission: Thanksgiving!

It’s Thanksgiving this week, unless you reside in one of the numerous countries where this is not the case. So to tie in thematically to this glutinous holiday, what am I thankful for this year?

  • Cain S. Latrani tipping me off about Booktrope.
  • Booktrope accepting The Dolorous Adventure of Brother Banenose.
  • The Dolorous Adventure of Brother Banenose successfully being published.
  • Even people I’m not related to are actually reading The Dolorous Adventure of Brother Banenose.
  • People who read all the posts on Matt the Catania to their very ends.
  • My cat deigning me to live.

Last week was another busy week for podcast interviews. Not only did I speak to d20 Roulette, I also had an interview with  Mission: Date Night for Fiction Friday. Your mission, irregardless of whether you choose to accept it (how did the IMF ever accomplish anything if agents were free to decline time sensitive impossible missions?), is to  click on this link to listen because the embed isn’t working:

I did this interview over the phone so sometimes it’s a bit echo-y. I should learn how to speak  with an echo like the Hsalf more often.

It’s never too early to give your child the gift of The Dolorous Adventure of Brother Banenose! Marian & Shamus Fatzinger’s youngling, Julian, has excellent taste! I hear it’s a great tool for potty training.


This photo will probably haunt him in the future. Where’s YOUR #BrotherBanenose selfie?

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“I Don’t Know About You, Miss Kitty, But I Feel So Much Punnier!”

This headline is false. There are no puns herein.

A month ago, Topless Robot held a contest to win a Robin or Catwoman t-shirt by making a meme about either. The directions specifically noted that any iteration of these characters were fair game & there was no limit on entries until the deadline. I didn’t actually want either shirt, but I was a bit disappointed in the variety of images selected by the other contestants. So I did what any sane person would do & spent an entire weekend making Robin & Catwoman memes. Never let it be said I don’t have my priorities in order!

So here are more memes made by me. Rather than make this super-duper long, I’m dividing the Robin & Catwoman entries into separate posts. The Catwoman memes are up first BECAUSE SHE’S CATWOMAN!

Click onward to view virtually vandalized visuals of a mildly diverting nature with intermittent joke-ruining commentary!



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