Tales Of Gotham & TMNT

After last week’s Thor Ragnarok review, I was going to tell you how Inhumans ended. The problem is I’m so far behind on Inhumans it’s not even funny. (Let me know if anyone really wants me to go Statler & Waldorf on the rest of it.) So instead I’ll write about comic book TV shows I actually enjoy: TMNT & Gotham!

Almost every arc of the shortened Tales Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles season could serve as the series finale depending on which aspects of the show you prioritize. “When Worlds Collide” is the coda to the series’ alien intrigues. The Usagi Yojimbo arc is the most independent, but still awesome. Sadly none of the villains ever screamed “We can’t stop these radical dudes!”

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Better Exposure Through Defacement

The Dolorous Adventure of Brother Banenose is now listed on Goodreads. I’ll be updating it with more information as I receive it. When the book comes out, that’ll be one of the places for you to slag it off.

You’ve already seen the cover, so now behold the marketing. I’ve specially defaced one of my paintings so that you’ll have your first glimpse of the writing within. It even has the #BrotherBanenose hashtag that only I’ve used. Maybe I should’ve gone with #TDAOBB instead.

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Title Goes Here?

Unfortunately there’s no exciting The Dolorous Adventure of Brother Banenose news this week. Unless you consider me painting a knife fight exciting. It homages the cover of X-Men Adventures #6 by looking nothing like it. Do you like knife fights in your novels?

I finally saw Mad Max: Fury Road & it rocked my face off. Je suis les yeux sans visage. Avoid this movie if you value your skull skin! I’m renaming my cat Impurrator Furryosa!

We stand on guard for thee! Happy belated Canada Day! This really should’ve gone up yesterday.

My pals at The Wages of Cinema compared me to the late Sir Christopher Lee. I didn’t even need to bribe them!

Considering how amazing his life was, I’m surprised Christopher Lee isn’t more memetic. These are my humble contributions:

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If Star Wars was more realistic, at least half of Darth Vader’s dialogue would be “Did I ever tell you about the time Christopher Lee sliced my arm off?” You’re imagining that in James Earl Jones’s voice right now, aren’t you?

Vote  Gamorrean Guards into the 6″ Star Wars Black Series toy line!

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