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John “Finn the human” Boyega retweed me!
Now I can’t stop getting notifications. If only there was some way to get everyone who hearted it to read a specific book…
Did you know that if an image contains 20% text, Facebook won’t take your money to boost that post? Weird, eh?
I’m disappointed that red Kryptonite on Supergirl just made her a jerk. They shouldn’t be repeating Smallville’s mistakes. Red Kryptonite can have any surreal effect writers dream of, so making it so cliche was a waste. She didn’t even go full world-conquering evil with a snazzy pope hat!
Did you know I started writing a screenplay for
Brother Banenose – Ian Holm
With range spanning Napoleon Bonaparte to Bilbo Baggins, Ian Holm can make a befuddled monk compelling. If you think he’s too old, then know that Derek Jacobi is my second choice. We’re going full ageist on this one.
Fairuza – Annet Mahendru
I cycled through a bunch of actresses before it struck me that Annet Mahendru was the perfect Fairuza. She’ll get to be more screwball & less dour than she is on The Americans. All she needs is a fancy dagger, a rawhide ensemble, & a necklace of teeth!
Norbert – Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran starred as an irascible character with just enough charm that you didn’t want him booted off screen in Black Books. This will be crucial as Norbert goes full dirtbag.
Stephfi the Marauderatrix – Rachel Skarsten
Stephfi was tough to cast until I realized that superhero movies prove any thespian can upgrade their physique for a role. All Lost Girl’s Rachel Skarsten has to do is massively bulk up & wear lifts in her boots. She already has the warrior attitude.
The All-Seeing Insect Of Doom – Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal’s voice can oscillate between irritating & adorable, so she’ll find the ideal medium for The All-Seeing Insect Of Doom’s squawks of ill tiding. Muppeteers will bring its body to life.
Read on, for I’ve cast even more obscure characters after the break!